As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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