I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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