Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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