I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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