Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
smell my finger.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Randomize
