WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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