so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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