Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
