You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
only you would photoshop your dick
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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