I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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