thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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