You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
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