gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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