it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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