You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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