I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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