they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I need water and some morals
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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