My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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