I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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