We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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