How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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