Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
how does that bad decision feel?
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