yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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