Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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