Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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