Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
tell your sister to shave her snatch
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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