Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
