erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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