I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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