We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
