the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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