I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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