I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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