dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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