It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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