I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My penis needs a shock collar
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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