Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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