Well douche your snatch and let's go!
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
It's blow job season.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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