Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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