dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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