I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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