so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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