he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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