u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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