Someone shit on the floor
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize
