I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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