What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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