Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
and you fell through a lawn chair
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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