Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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