I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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