I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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