Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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