happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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