sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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