But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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